Monthly Archives: May 2011

My Thoughts on Lian Harper’s Death

2011/05/30
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Lian Harper’s death has been condemned by many different comics’ fans, and I’ll add my name to that list. The death was done purely for shock value, and it destroyed what I believe was the only interesting aspect of Roy Harper’s character. However, that isn’t the worst part. In Cry for Justice, Lian is never shown on panel until her death.

Not once.

She is mentioned once or twice, but any new readers will have no idea who she is. They are told that she is Roy’s daughter, but we never see her until we see Green Arrow cradling her corpse. And since Roy is unconscious, we don’t even get to see his reaction. New readers will feel nothing over the death. She’s just one of the thousands of people who died in Star City, and there’s nothing to distinguish her from nameless corpse #452 aside from the fact that we actually see the body.

There’s no reason to mourn for her death for the same reason that there’s no reason to mourn for any of the deaths in Cry for Justice. We were never given a reason to care about the characters. They die within a couple of pages of being introduced - some didn’t even last that long – and what little introduction we got was often out of character. This is horrible writing. Creating a connection between characters and readers is essential if you want readers to care about the characters who appear. Otherwise it’s just wasting panels.

This horrible writing has a very different effect on fans of the characters who died. They are not sad. They are angry. Characters that they loved were killed off callously, often for no purpose aside from driving the meandering plot. They didn’t get a last stand. They were forgotten almost as quickly as they were killed.

Lian Harper was an adorable little girl who probably had as many fans as her father. Heck, in my case, I’ve always found Roy Harper to be dull as dirt . . . except when he’s around Lian. Lian forced him to grow as a person and as a character. So few superheroes are allowed to be parents. And now one of the few single fathers in comics lost his daughter.

Why? For shock value? So Roy can go evil? So characters can angst?

It was so poorly executed that any reason you give will be insufficient. A wonderful character was killed in order to completely ruin the characterizations of both Roy Harper and Green Arrow. It’s bad writing that’s destroyed multiple characters. I can only hope that one day another writer will undo the damage . . . and it can’t happen soon enough.

Twilight of the Superheroes

2011/05/26
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A while back, Alan Moore proposed a story titled Twilight of the Superheroes. It tells the story of the end of superheroes in the DC Universe. The proposal was rejected for obvious reasons: it would mean the end of the DC Universe.

Although never published, the proposal was leaked online. I’ve read through the incredibly long proposal . . . and I have serious doubts about its quality.

In my opinion, Alan Moore is at his strongest when working in his own universe with his own characters, such as in V for Vendetta and Watchmen. With no continuity or previous history to tie him down, he is free to tell his own stories and he excels at it. Can you imagine Watchmen with DC Comics characters? Well, that’s what the original proposal had, but by using his own characters, the story became much greater than it would have been otherwise. (It also prevented the characters from being horribly out-of-character.)

Many of the characters that would have appeared in Twilight of the Superheroes are barely recognizable. Wonder Woman has married Superman and is now Superwoman. (What is it with comics writers pairing Superman and Wonder Woman, anyway? They have zero chemistry.) Mary Marvel is married to Captain Marvel, but she is having an affair with Captain Marvel, Jr. (Also, Captain Marvel has sexual problems due to not aging in his Billy Batson form.) Plastic Man is now a male prostitute. Martian Manhunter is a murderer. Pretty much all the superheroes have begun leaning towards ruling portions of the US rather than protecting it.

At the center of the story is John Constantine. I never really got Constantine’s appeal. I’ve only read a few of his appearances, but never was interested enough to read more. If Twilight of the Superheroes is anything to go by, I would hate the character. Constantine is the focal character for the story, and somehow is capable of not only outsmarting all the superheroes, but also several alien races. I like smart characters, but the idea that one man could outsmart that many intelligent people (some of them mind readers) completely destroys any suspension of disbelief I have.

“The story of Twilight ends with a delighted John Constantine standing at the verge of a new utopia, free from the interferences of power, all superfolk banished from Earth for ever.”

Without superheroes, the world is suddenly a utopia? I would consider banishing superheroes who have saved millions (if not billions) of lives as a step in the wrong direction, but what do I know?

While some of the ideas have potential, it just doesn’t work with DC’s characters. Unfortunately, the plot of the story demands that it use the DC characters. It’s a catch-22. As much as I respect Moore’s work, I think that whoever rejected the proposal is right. It just wasn’t up to Moore’s normally high standards.

Agony Booth

2011/05/24
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I am a fan of the Agony Booth. The site has recaps of various movies and television shows that are entertaining and funny. The recaps are longer than traditional reviews, describing and commenting on the whole movie (or TV show). Although not strictly comics related, the site has recaps of various superhero TV shows (including Super Friends and The Incredible Hulk), as well as superhero movies (including Batman Forever, Batman & Robin, Superman III, and Superman IV: The Quest for Peace).

If you’ve never visited the site, I highly recommend it. It’s an excellent way to kill a few hours.

Search Terms

2011/05/21
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Well, I’ve been looking at my blog stats recently. Spam comments outnumber legitimate ones about 50 to 2. I’d like to thank the two legitimate commenters. (And I’d like to thank my spam filter for catching the others.)

My most popular post so far is the one I did on Superman renouncing his U.S. citizenship.

My second most popular post is the one I wrote on Artemis’ costume. (Long story short, the costume design has been accused of being sexist. I disagree.) I’ve tweaked the post a bit and added pictures to improve it.

My posts on the 1940s public domain Superman cartoons and the Black Panther animated series were also in the top 5 posts. I’m seriously considering reviewing them both at some point in the future, since they seem to be popular topics. (However, there’s no way I’m starting on more multi-part reviews until I’ve caught up with my reviews/recaps of Young Justice.)

The weirdest search term so far was “my favourite character of book”. I have no idea what the person was searching for, but I hope they found it.

I was thinking about finishing this post with excerpts of some of the spam comments I’ve gotten. (Some of them are actually quite funny.) But I’m afraid I’ll accidentally give the spammers exactly what they wanted. Instead, I’ll just thank anyone who’s reading my blog. I appreciate the views. :)

Random Confession #2

2011/05/19
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I own Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation on DVD. It was only released in the UK, so I had to do some hunting to purchase the DVDs (although they were pretty cheap). The DVDs are the censored UK version, which means that the Turtles are the “Hero Turtles”, and a lot of the non-slapstick violence got cut.

Yeah, I actually went through a lot of trouble to get the censored version of a show that most TMNT fans consider an unholy abomination. I intend to review episodes of it someday . . . after I’ve caught up with Young Justice. I’m guessing at my current rate, that’ll be sometime in 2018. Oh, well. Something to dread look forward to.

Random Confession #1

2011/05/18
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I have never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Ever.

I haven’t watched a single episode. I never watched the movie. I never watched the spin-off (Angel). I never read the comic. Nothing.

I’m a self-professed nerd, but I’ve never seen Buffy or had any real desire to see it. I know the basic premise – blonde cheerleader kicks vampire butt – but aside from that, I’m pretty much clueless when it comes to the Buffy franchise.

Which is weird, considering my self-proclaimed status as a nerd. Heck, I think I’ll relinquish my nerd status right here and now. Not having seen Buffy and calling myself a nerd seems disingenuous. I mean, sure I’m still interested in sci-fi/fantasy, Star Trek, Andromeda, Stargate, comic books, manga, Transformers, mythology . . .

On second thought, I’m still a huge nerd. Oh, well. At least I have fun with it. :P

I Love Netflix

2011/05/17
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Apparently, Netflix has all 5 seasons of the Incredible Hulk live action series available for watching instantly. I am very happy. I’ve been meaning to watch the series for a while, but could never convince myself that it was worth buying due to the price tag.

In fact, I’ve discovered a lot of series and movies that I plan on watching on Netflix. Here’s a sampling of my Instant Queue (feel free to mock my taste - or lack thereof).

  • Silver Surfer (animated series)
  • Iron Man: Armored Adventures
  • RoboCop (all three movies, plus RoboCop: Prime Directive series)
  • Black Panther: The Animated Series
  • Batman: Under the Red Hood
  • Superman/Batman: Apocalypse
  • Superman/Shazam!: The Return of Black Adam
  • Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (available until May 24th)
  • Fantastic Four: World’s Greatest Heroes
  • Heroes (Seasons 1-4)
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • Angel
  • Death Note
  • InuYasha
  • Fullmetal Alchemist
  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

At this rate, I’m never going to watch everything in my Instant Queue. This list is only a small fraction of it: I’m up to 200 items.  Yeah, if you can get Netflix, I’d highly recommend it. Nice selection, and if you watch a lot of movies, it’s much cheaper than buying or renting them. A lot of stuff isn’t available to watch instantly, but they’re fairly quick about delivering DVDs, so I don’t mind too much.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to be busy for the next few months. :)

When Fangirls Attack

2011/05/16
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When Fangirls Attack is a blog that is “a compilation of articles on gender in comics and comics fandom. ” It might be worth a read if you’re interested in the subject. The quality of the articles varies greatly since it is a compilation of blog posts from a variety of sources. It’s there that I learned that there’s apparently a lot of controversy going on about Tim Drake’s sexuality in some circles. (My opinion: I really don’t care, although some of the rabid shippers annoy me. Then again, rabid shippers tend to annoy me no matter what pairing they’re advocating.)

I check When Fangirls Attack occasionally, although I’ll admit don’t follow it too closely. Mainly because I don’t tend to think about or notice gender issues when I’m reading comics. Not unless the issues are handled very poorly. See Frank Miller’s portrayal of female characters for a good example of annoying portrayals of women.

(Yeah, I couldn’t think of anything to post today, so I thought I’d share a link.)

Why Don’t Superheroes Marry?

2011/05/15
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Think about it. Most heroes will have on-again off-again relationships, or a string of girlfriends (or boyfriends), but they rarely actually get married. Why? Part of the reason is to maintain the status quo.

If Spider-Man’s married, you can’t have him flirting with Black Cat or having sex with [insert love interest of the week]. He’d look like a huge jerk (and rightfully so). So he needs to remain forever single. That way there are dozens of options for romance and flirtatious relationships. Because being a 30-something year old man who lives with his aunt is much better than marriage. (Then again, Marvel’s policy seems to be that deals with Satan are better than marriage.)

Now I’m not saying that all superheroes should get married. Superheroes, like real people, are different. Not all people want to get married. Some people will live together – possibly for decades – but feel that marriage is unnecessary. Other people are happy just to keep relationships short and purely physical. Some people marry and then divorce. Some people have many girlfriends or boyfriends but never find “Mr. (or Ms.) Right.” However, it seems that 90% of superheroes never marry. Or if they do, the wedding will invariably be interrupted before it can be completed.

Writers seem to see marriage as boring and limiting. It’s a pity, because marriage opens up so many more stories. Trying to balance a job and being a superhero is rough enough. Imagine balancing a marriage, kids, a job and being a superhero. Married people have to deal with in-laws. If the relationship goes sour, it’s not as easy to leave as a simple dating relationship (or even living together). It has great potential for conflict, and it pretty much forces character growth.

I can understand superheroes having a much higher divorce rate than the general population due to a high stress lifestyle, but it seems strange that they almost never get married at all.

NBC Doesn’t Pick Up Wonder Woman Pilot

2011/05/13
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Well, NBC has passed on the Wonder Woman pilot. Apparently test screenings haven’t been great, and what has been released on the Internet has been pretty harshly criticized by fans. Like I said a few days ago, I wasn’t impressed by what I’d heard about the pilot. I’m sure some fans will be angered by the decision, but I don’t blame NBC.

The pilot has gotten negative publicity from the start – mostly complaints about the costume. However, the more information that was revealed, the more fans had reason to be nervous. Wonder Woman seemed completely unlike her comics counterpart. She was set up as a corporate executive rather than a diplomat. She lacked the compassion and heart that makes Diana such a lovable character. She seemed to be a generic “tough girl” rather than the character that fans know and love. She was a vigilante fighting common thugs rather than a superhero fighting supervillains and mythological figures.

In spite of all this, I do hope that the pilot is released (if nothing else, on Youtube). Failed pilots can often be good studies of what not to do when creating a series. They can also be great sources of entertainment, especially when riffing with friends.